Dangling participles? Purple prose? Never fear, the Saturday Writing Critique is here!
(Ahem. Yes, I know my intros are getting steadily sillier. Forgive me – I spent most the day driving through three states!)
But it is indeed that time of week again, and tonight our volunteer is Jane, of Ergane. Jane is the creator of some unusual and enchanting collage-style jewelry, as well as the author of some of the most eccentric and personality-packed descriptions I have seen on Etsy.
In fact, I had quite a debate with myself over whether to pick Jane for tonight. I have a number of suggestions I might make to her about her writing (and she did, after all, volunteer). But I think I run the risk of “over-correcting.” After all, the descriptions are one of the few places in an online marketplace where buyers can really get a “feel” for the artist behind the product, and that’s a valuable thing. So please, as always, take my suggestions with a grain of salt. I’ll try as best I can to leave Jane’s personal voice intact!
And boy, is it a chatty voice! Check out her description for a pair of cute orange stamp earrings:
and for orange power baby-yeah! A new version of my stamp earrings, sans dangle, but cool and elegant on long copper kidney wires. German stamp, Austrian crystal, great combination!
These earrings are around 2″ or more long, and are made with
hand canceled stamps-you’ll never see anyone on the streets with a pair like yours, as they all come from the attention-deficit
mind of me. Just making two that match is all that I can accomplish, and SO,
you are guaranteed a one of a kind pair! They don’t even match each other, sometimes! (what with the postmarks and all) Most are covered on the back
with vintage dictionary pages-a by-product of my cannister making-I try very
hard to use all the paper left-overs!
I SHIP INTERNATIONALLY!
If these items don’t quite suite yer fancy, try http://www.fearlessfreak.etsy.com
Kinetic Watch Earrings are made by hand, by me.
I begin with a variety of vintage watch crystals and a pile of lovely postage stamps. First I stick the stamps (or other interesting, papery things) to the backs of the watch crystals, and next I cement on a brass paillette. Then I cover the whole thing with vintage dictionary pages and images. Each square or circle is handled at least seven times in the process-I want them to be as close to my idea of perfect as they can be!
Each pair of stamps is then made into a unique pair of earrings-I have a large bead collection and I chose something different for each pair. Yours may include semiprecious stones, pearls, Czech glass, vintage Czech glass, vintage Lucite, brass charms/findings, watch innards and enameled metal flowers.
All ear wires and dangles are made from gold-plated brass earring hoops, and any slight discoloring of the stamps is due to either age and/or the reaction of the ink to the adhesives I use, and should not be considered imperfections, but rather, human made. While they are water-resistant they shouldn’t be submerged or showered in. They are made of glass so they can be broken-especially if you happen to be an enthusiastic telephone-answerer like me!
Now, this is one of Jane’s shorter descriptions, which is why I choose to tackle it. She’s got a lot of fun and clever things to say throughout the description, but in my opinion we don’t really need the stream-of-conscious kitchen sink. Let’s pick one or two things that capture her personality, and go for brevity in the other parts.
Visually, I’m going to try to add some space between paragraphs and clean up her unusually placed line-breaks. Hopefully that will make it easier for readers to browse.
I’m going to omit the bit about using paper left-over from the canisters (Jane makes necklaces from small canisters decorated in dictionary paper). If I was visiting the earrings without seeing the rest of Jane’s shop, the reference would throw me for a loop. Also, I wouldn’t say that “most” of the earrings have dictionary paper on the back. As a buyer, I’d like to know what’s on this particular set.
Finally, I’m going to try to shorten the description of her process. I think it could be clearer and more concise (oh, and I didn’t know what a “paillette” was, so I’m going to add a word about that!).
Whew! Okay, here goes:
And for orange power, baby – yeah!
Cool and elegant stamp earrings on long copper kidney wires. German stamp, Austrian crystal – great combination!
Around 2″ long, they are made with hand-canceled stamps. You’ll never see anyone on the streets with a pair like yours, as they all come from straight from my own attention-deficit mind! It’s covered on the back
with recycled vintage dictionary pages!
I SHIP INTERNATIONALLY!
If these items don’t quite suit yer fancy, try http://www.fearlessfreak.etsy.com
How I make my Kinetic Watch Earrings:
I begin with a variety of vintage watch crystals and a pile of lovely postage stamps. I stick the stamps to the backs of the watch crystals, and next I cement on a piece of brass backing, called a paillette. I then cover the whole thing with vintage dictionary pages and images.
Each pair of stamps is attached to a gold-plated brass earring hook and adorned with a unique bead from my collection. Yours may include semiprecious stones, pearls, Czech glass, vintage Czech glass, vintage Lucite, brass charms/findings, watch innards or enameled metal flowers.
Any slight discoloring of the stamps is due to age or a reaction between the ink and adhesives – a sign of the human touch! Parts are glass, so be careful if you are an over-enthusiastic telephone-answerer, like me!
Notice that in the interest of brevity I took out the part about not submerging the earrings. I think that’s pretty common-sense, but if Jane is worried about it, maybe it could be in the email that gets sent to buyers after a purchase?
Thanks Jane, I hope this helps! Many happy sales to you!
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